Chef gives South Park the Shaft

Hey Isaac- don't let the doorknob get lodged in your ass on the way out, ok?

Isaac Hayes just announced that he will no longer be providing the voice of Chef on South Park. Here's what he had to say:

"There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins."

Really, Shaft? What line was crossed? Ohhh...they made fun of Scientology. How dare they! You had no problem with the thousands of jokes poking fun at Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. Friggin hypocrite.

*Finally, the answer to the question everyone's asking: who's smarter, nuns or librarians?